Comcast: May I ask why you have chosen to discontinue your current service?
Me: I’m moving out of state.
Comcast: Oh! That’s exciting! Where are you moving?
Me: Shreveport, Louisi–
Comcast [interrupting]: Shreveport, Louisiana!? I was just there visiting friends! It’s amazing. You are so lucky! You know, it’s very up and coming. You will love it there.
*This was the friendliest Customer Service Representative I’ve ever had. And yes, this conversation was real.